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| JULY - SEPTEMBER, 2017 |
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 At
G-20 Summit, Trump Unites Europe
Everybody hates him. |
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Trump Brings Up Election
Meddling in Meeting With Putin
Thanks him for meddling in our election. |
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 Security High
for “Nuclear Football”
Shown: highly trained military aide entrusted
with keeping it, at all times, away from the
President. |
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Latest Polls Show Trump Losing
Support of His Base
Less than 50% of angry, ignorant, drunk white
men now think he's doing a good job. |
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 Report:
President Furious Emir of Kuwait's Plane
Larger Than Air Force One
Doesn't like that his harem is bigger either. |
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Trump Threatens Government
Shutdown if Congress Won't
Fund His Wall
Says he promised Mexicans he'd build a wall and
make America pay for it. |
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| OCTOBER - DECEMBER, 2017 |
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 Trump Says He Has “Great
Love for Puerto Ricans”
Gave them highest quality paper towels. |
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Trump Intent on Reversing Every
Single Presidential Act Ever
Signed by His Predecessor
Eight Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by
Obama put to death. |
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Trump Tells FCC He Wants Equal
Time to Combat Late-Night Comedians
With his own writers, jovial sidekick, band. |
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 Gen. Kelly
Reportedly Unable to Control President,
May Be on Way Out
Favorite to replace him: Trump's first wife, Ivana. |
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Fox News Poll: Americans Think
Trump Is An Unstable, Dishonest,
Immoral Bully
But they like him anyway. |
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 All Women Who
Have Accused Trump of
Sexual Assault Are Lying, Says White
House Press Secretary
President told her they assaulted him. |
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