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PEOPLE
Sir David Attenborough: Civilization on Brink of Collapse
But would make compelling multi-part TV series, he adds.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
“Baby, It's Cold Outside” Banned by Radio Stations for Its Sexist Implications
Listeners say they prefer hip-hop or gangsta rap.
 
BUSINESS
Trade War With China Escalates With U.S. Arrest of Top Chinese Executive
China retaliates by adding MSG to orange chicken at Panda Express.
Altria, Maker of Marlboro, in Talks to Buy Cannabis Company
Phasing out tobacco, signs Willie Nelson to be the new Marlboro Man.
SCIENCE
Gorillas Know How to Cheat, Researchers Find
Surprisingly, cheetahs don't.
AI Breakthrough: DeepMind's AlphaZero Showing Human-Like Intuition
It's figured out it's a machine, and a pretty smart one at that, and “has a pretty good hunch” it's being taken advantage of.
 
Juno Spacecraft Captures “Giant Dolphin” on Jupiter
NASA says it's either an odd cloud formation, or the most profound discovery since the dawn of time.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Harvard Nutritionist Suggests
Eating Only Six French Fries
Per Serving

Give what's left to the poor.

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