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PEOPLE
  Trump Retweets Call for Jailing His Perceived Enemies for Treason
“Gee, that's a bit harsh,” says Putin.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Consolidation Leading
To More Monopolies, Less Competition

Only one research firm still doing studies.
Marriott Hotels Reveals 500 Million Guests' Personal Information Stolen by Hackers
Motel 6 reveals someone's been stealing packets of sugar from their lobbies.
 
CORRECTION
 
In a recent report we mistakenly said that only 6 Mexicans have confidence in President Trump. In fact, it is 6% of Mexicans who have confidence in the U.S. president. We regret any confusion caused by our error.
SCIENCE
After 8-Year Journey, Scientists
Cheer Insight's Perfect Landing
On Mars

Unfortunately, someone forgot to include keys to the trunk.
NASA Spacecraft Hopes to Bring Back Samples From Asteroid “Bennu”
It's believed to be a giant charcoal briquette and could supply Earth for centuries.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Chinese Doctor Announces
Successful Gene Editing of
Newborn Baby

Posts step-by-step DIY video on YouTube.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
A Slice of Pizza Encased in Lucite!
Immortalize your favorite slice, or play a cruel prank on your dieting aunt, here's an item with loads of frivolous uses, and the perfect gift for the person who doesn't have everything but isn't so desperate they'll crack it open to eat it. $200 (added toppings $50 each) at The Conspicuous Non-Consumer.

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