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PEOPLE
Arrested Russian Spy Traded Sex for Access to Top Republicans
Slept her way to the National Prayer Breakfast.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
China: “Saturday Night Live
China” Vanishes From Airwaves
Just Weeks After Debut

Sudden disappearance linked to arrest, execution of cast, writers.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Says Head of U.S. Steel
Called to Tell Him Company
Opening Six New Plants

Didn't say if it was in a dream.
Airbus Launches Whale-Like “Beluga” Passenger Jet
Unusual shape accommodates overwhelming number of obese passengers.
CONSUMER NEWS
Some Store- Bought Slime Toys May Be Unsafe
And remain so for ten thousand years.
 
SCIENCE
Astronomers Discover 12 More Moons Orbiting Jupiter
Each one more romantic than the last.
 
Russia May Put Androids in Orbit Next Year
If they can convince them it's safe.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Geneticists Reverse Wrinkles, Gray Hair, Balding in Mice
Prompting jealousy, resentment from control group.

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