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 NO. 921 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 28 - JUN 3, 2018 

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Jun 4
KIM JONG-UN HUGS MOON JAE-IN IN NORTH KOREA
They giddily discuss “rolling that dotard” Trump at summit.
 
WORLD NEWS
Ireland Votes to End Abortion Ban
Despite opposition from for-profit orphanages.
President Threatens Action Against North Korea “If Necessary”
Like if his poll numbers drop too low.
 
POLITICS
Trump Blames Democrats for Splitting Up Families at Border
Also: tax cuts for wealthy, bloated military budget, cuts to crucial social programs.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Huge Sinkhole Growing on White House Lawn
Already it's eaten up two communications directors and a national security adviser.
U. S. NEWS
Congress Rolls Back Banking
Rules Put in Place After 2008
Collapse

The long-forgotten collapse of 2008.
LA Times Investigation: Many
American Citizens Held in
Custody for Weeks, Months,
Or Years Despite Showing
Documentation Proving
Citizenship

ICE spokesman explains, “A lot of 'em look the same as illegal immigrants, it's really tough to tell them apart.”
 
REMINDER
  Let a smile be your umbrella until you can find your umbrella.
 
Nuclear Missile Launch Crews
Caught Taking LSD

Public assured that future of humankind in capable hands, which look like claws sometimes.
New Federal Law Allows
Hunters to Use Doughnuts
To Attract Bears

Move strongly opposed by cops, many of whom have been mauled fighting a bear over a doughnut.
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