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TECHNOLOGY
China's Newest Bridge Contains Enough Steel to Build 60 Eiffel Towers
Authorities decided bridge would be more useful.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Angry New Yorkers, Made Late to Work by Subways, Now Leaving Earlier, Arriving Early
Making them even angrier.
 
EDUCATION
Trump Administration Seeks to
Open Harvard Admissions Files

Hope to learn what it will cost to get another Kushner in.
 
REAL ESTATE
Bad News: North Charleston, S.C., Leads Nation with 16.5% Eviction Rate, Richmond, VA, Next at 11.4%
Good news: those evicted in North Charleston found ample housing in Richmond, and vice versa.
 
SPORTS
NY Times: With Strict Rules
Regarding Appearance, Conduct,
Clothes, Maintaining “Ideal
Weight,” NFL Cheerleaders
Treated Like Slaves

But unlike slaves, they're paid minimum wage.
FEATURE
7% of Americans have taken anti-depressants for at least 5 years, and withdrawal can be difficult? What is the best way for them to get off these dangerous drugs?
A )Cold turkey.
B )Wean themselves gradually.
C )Switch to a different anti-depressant and hope for the best.
D )Find a better doctor and hope for the best.
Hint: You can probably find a better doctor on Yelp.
 
RELIGION
Report: Trump to Meet With
Evangelicals Concerned About
His Sex Scandals

They demand detailed accounts, along with related pictures, videos.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
White House Insiders Worry Trump Becoming Unhinged
Fear his head could fall off.

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