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 NO. 912 “Expect the Ironic” MAR 26 - APR 1, 2018 

Mar 19
Apr 2
 
TRUMP, BIDEN TRADE CHILDISH TAUNTS
While all of the grownups were out of the room.
 
WORLD NEWS
Video Evidence of Voting Irregularities Emerge in Russian Election
Shown: man who voted for Putin at every polling place.
France's Sarkozy Detained Over Allegations of Bribery
Former French President known primarily for marriage to Carla Bruni (shown).
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
New Book: Queen Loathes Camilla, Charles Travels With Own Toilet Seat
Otherwise, an entirely normal family.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Ignores Advice Not to
Congratulate Putin and
Congratulates Putin

Congratulates him on his election victory, murdering his opponents, meddling in our election.
Trump Imposes $60 Billion in
Tariffs on China, Just Like He
Promised His Base

Next: locking up Hillary.
 
REMINDER
  If you've never used social media you have nothing to worry about.
 
Leaked: Trump Made Senior
Staff Sign Nondisclosure
Agreements

According to half a dozen high-ranking anonymous sources.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: “Great Pacific Garbage Patch” Much Larger Than Previously Thought
Still in dispute: whether it's “three times larger than France” or "“twice the size of Texas.”
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