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PEOPLE
Trump “Furious” About Controversial New Book
Because he can't read.
Wall Street Journal: In New Book, Bannon Says Ivanka “Dumb as a Brick”
Ivanka: “If I'm so dumb, how come I'm rich?”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
White House to Screen The Post, Starring Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep
Orders dozens of rotten tomatoes.
 
BUSINESS
EPA's Pruitt Trying to Allow New Trucks to Install Old Engines Producing 40 Times More Smog-forming Emissions, 55 Times More Diesel Soot Than New Trucks
It's a job creator, he says.
Trump Tells Wealthy Mar-a-Lago Guests “You All Just Got a Lot Richer”
Tells maintenance staff, “you all just got a lot poorer.”
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Scientists Find Alzheimer's Treatment While Trying to Cure Diabetes
Will now try to cure diabetes by trying to find Alzheimer's treatment.
AP: New Drug to Treat Certain Kinds of Blindness, Costing $800,000, Raises “Affordability Concerns”
Only Stevie Wonder can afford it.
 
WEATHER
U.S. East Coast Hit by Massive Arctic Storm, Scientifically Named “Bombogenesis”
In southern hemisphere, it's “Mambogenesis.”
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we mistakenly said these people were on line to buy recreational marijuana. Actually, they were on line to buy the new book about Trump, then they went to buy marijuana. We regret the error.

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