| PEOPLE |
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North Korea: Kim Jong Un Mobbed
by Deliriously Happy Children
They're deliriously happy to have an hour of
fresh air before returning to coal mine. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Trump Persuades Carrier to
Keep Some Jobs Here
Tweets “I made them an offer they
couldn't refuse.” |
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 Trump, Children
Cut Ribbon on Biggest Project Ever
Turning White House into five-star hotel. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Study: Producing Chocolate,
Sweets Generates Fewer Carbon
Emissions Than Vegetables
So eat all your candy, or you won't get
dessert. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Numerous Private Companies
Making Plans to Land on
Moon
Numerous conspiracy theorists making plans to say
landings staged. |
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 Four
Elements Added to Periodic Table:
Nihonium, Moscovium, Tennessine,
Oganesson
On the bubble: Upsidasium. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| STUMPER |
| Q: How can
you be both your landlord and your tenant
at the same time? |
| A: If you're Donald Trump, you appoint the
Attorney General, who negotiates the lease for
the building which houses the General Services
Administration, (the tenant) which your company
(the landlord) happens to own! |
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