| PEOPLE |
 |
 Brexit Leader
Nigel Farage's Advice to Trump: Don't Grope
British PM Theresa May
She's ticklish. |
|
|
Trump Replaces Christie With
Pence to Helm Transition Team
For now, Christie will serve as official
White House greeter. |
| |
| MEDIA |
|
Poll: 62% of Americans Get
Their News From Social Media
Mainly from Trump's Twitter account. |
| |
| BUSINESS |
|
Markets Soar to Record Highs
As giant corporations gear up to pillage
and plunder. |
|
 Dungeons and
Dragons, Fisher-Price Little People Added
to Toy Hall of Fame
Rock'em Sock'em Robots: “election was rigged.” |
|
|
| SCIENCE |
|
New Research: Greenland
Shedding Its Ice Even Faster
Than Anyone Suspected
Greenlanders wearing their summer whites early. |
| |
 Jupiter's Moon
Europa Could Be Home to Life
Ads for timeshares on Europa turn up on
Craigslist. |
|
|
| |
| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
|
Trump Wants to Preserve
Parts of Obamacare
Those guaranteeing pharmaceutical,
insurance company profits. |
| |
| MILESTONES |
|
Teenager Solves Rubik's Cube
In Less Than One Second
Any faster and it creates a fourth dimension. |
| |
| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
|
Clinton Wins Popular Vote by Nearly 2%
Victory party muted. |
|
