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MISCELLANEOUS
Revealed: Trump Cartoon Superhero Series in Works Ten Years Ago
With his x-ray vision he could see through any swimsuit.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: Internet Undermining Our Ability to Know What's True
Unlike old days, when you could just go to a barber shop.
 
RELIGION
Fewer in U.S. Believe in God, But More Believe in Afterlife
God: “I should have given them bigger brains.”
 
SPORTS
Highly Nationally Ranked Harvard Soccer Team's Season Ends Abruptly Due to Players Sexually Ranking Members of Women's Team
Follows similar scandal involving men's chess team.
According to the Gallup poll, the woman whom the largest percentage of Americans admired most in 2015 for a record 20th time, including the last 14 years in a row is:
  A )   Beyoncé
  B )   Angelina Jolie
  C )   Oprah
  D )   Barbara Bush
  E )   Dolly Parton
  F )   Lying Hillary
Hint: “I'm Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Global Warming Blamed for Spectacular Autumn Colors Lasting Longer
Air pollution blamed for achingly beautiful sunsets.

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