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MISCELLANEOUS
“Creepy Clown” Sightings Multiply Around Country
But reports of gruesome murders are actually down.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Report: 1 in 5 Seafood Samples Labeled Incorrectly
Industry spokesman: “Those are pretty great odds you'll get exactly what you ordered.”
 
SPORTS
Mets Sign Tim Tebow to
Minor League Contract

Might bring him up in final days of pennant race to pray for team.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Man Named Vladimir Putin Arrested in Florida
On charges of loitering, trespassing, attempting to manipulate outcome of a presidential election.
FEATURE
Hillary Clinton has expressed regret for saying half of Trump's supporters belong in a “basket of deplorables,” going on to say that many are “racist, sexist, homo-phobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic.” The truth is...
A )50% of Trump supporters view African Americans as more violent and criminal than whites; 40% say blacks more lazy and rude.
B )65% believe Obama is a Muslim.
C )50% say undocumented immigrants more likely to commit serious crimes than U.S. citizens.
D )2/3 of his supporters hold unfavorable view of American Muslims.
E )52% still oppose allowing LGBT Americans to marry legally.
F )All of the above.
Hint: Based on the survey results cited above, Trump's basket of deplorables runneth over.

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