| TRUMP GETS HIS FIRST
CONGRESSIONAL ENDORSEMENT |
 Rep.
Duncan Hunter (R-CA), a crack addict,
jumps on bandwagon. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Beijing New “Billionaire Capital
of the World” With 100; New York
Has 95, Moscow 66
Mao new fastest-spinning dead person,
with Marx, Lenin tied for second. |
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Iran Adds $600,000 Bounty for Death of
Salman Rushdie, Making it $4 Million
In Iran, killing Salman Rushdie equivalent
to winning Powerball Lottery. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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New Estimate: Seas May Rise
3 to 4 Feet by 2100
Surfers “stoked.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Cruz Campaign
Disavows Racist Artist's Work
Drops him from payroll. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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After Months of Trying, FBI Still
Unable to Unlock Encrypted iPhone
May finally have to give up, admit defeat, go out
and get some kid to do it. |
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Senate Republicans Won't
Meet to Consider Obama
Supreme Court Nominee
If they do meet, it will be to draft another
repeal of Obamacare. |
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| REMINDER |
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No, you're not in an implausible
movie about an egomaniac billionaire who becomes
president. |
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New Poll: Nearly 20% of Trump Voters
Think Freeing the Slaves After Civil
War a Bad Idea
And the South should not have surrendered. |
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New York Lawmaker's Bill
Bans Food Stamp Purchases
of Steak, Lobster
Lets them eat cake. |
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| POLITICS |
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Bernie Sanders
Action Figure Selling Like Hotcakes
After gathering dust on toy store shelves for years. |
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