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TECHNOLOGY
Anti-Drone Defense System Revealed
New technology should make it safe to sunbathe au naturel.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Millennials Now Largest Generation
Surpass boomers, X, Y, Z, Sandwich, Pepsi and Greatest.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Bad News: 500-Year Low for
Snow in the Sierras

Good news: Californians won’t have to buy snow tires this year.
 
SPORTS
95% of Brains in NFL Study Diseased
Coaches say they'll handle all play-calling for rest of season.
Baseball Commissioner Refuses
To Address Ban of Shoeless
Joe Jackson

“No shoes, no service,” he explains.
FEATURE
The Los Angeles Times recently apologized to readers for publishing a crossword puzzle containing the wrong clues, which resulted in readers suffering
A )emotional stress.
B )bouts of depression.
C )episodes of road rage.
Hint: 2-word phrase for “driving like a maniac.“
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
China, U.S. Agree to Build High-Speed Train Linking Los Angeles, Las Vegas
You can be in Las Vegas in less than an hour, return in less than an hour to beg your ex-wife for money, and then, less than an hour later, be back at the tables.

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