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 NO. 778 “Expect the Ironic” AUG 31 - SEP 6, 2015 

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CHRISTIE: FEDEX SHOULD TRACK IMMIGRANTS
Each one could have, say, an identification number, possibly tattooed on their arm.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saudi Women Can't Drive, But
Now They Can Register to Vote

However, to register they need a drivers license.
Monaco Apologizes for Deporting
Jews During World War Two

Says they're welcome back any time.
Report: With Fewer Working Due to Wars in Mideast, Air Quality Improving
If you were looking for the good news, you've found it.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Study Finds Lax Security At National Bioterror Labs
Shown: anthrax samples available at gift shop.
U. S. NEWS
Wall Street Rebounds After Tumultuous Week
Investors who jumped out window jump back up onto ledge.
Busy Calendar Awaits Congress
As it Returns From Summer Break

Numerous bills to block, nominations to stall, plus all-important shutting down of government.
 
REMINDER
  Maintain a diverse portfolio of dried fruit, canned goods and water.
 
Kansas: Open Carry Law Takes
Effect Just as Previously Ordered Metal Detectors Arrive

Visitors to state capital will now be checked to make sure they're carrying a gun.
LA Commuters Spend 80 Hours Annually In Traffic-Related Delays
And an additional 40 hours complaining about them when they finally get where they’re going.
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