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New Evidence Reveals “Happy
Birthday to You” Went into
Public Domain in 1922
And you've been paying a royalty all these years! |
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| BUSINESS |
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Southwest, United Report
Record Earnings
Helped by cheap fuel, more seats, and
charging passengers for everything but
the barf bag. |
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Chrysler to Buy Back
500,000 Defective Pickup
Trucks From Customers
Will sell them to our new friends in Cuba. |
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Amazon: Set Aside Airspace
200 to 400 Feet Above Ground
For Exclusive Use by Drones
First, company must get approval from birds. |
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 Report: Men Enslaved Off
Coast of Thailand Harvesting Fish
for Cat Food
Only the best of which goes into Friskies®.
Friskies.com Sponsored |
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| SCIENCE |
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Obama Signs Order Calling
For Supercomputer 30 Times
Faster Than All Others
In case rogue nation challenges us to chess. |
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Steve Wozniak, Stephen Hawking Warn
of Robot Soldiers
And proliferation of bad movies about them. |
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 Whiskey to Be Sent to Space
Station for Tests in Zero Gravity
Tests on vodka in zero gravity have
concluded, tests on beer scheduled
for mission after next. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Cellphone Radiation
Can Cause Cancer
But only if you use one on a regular basis. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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 Russia
Wants to Ban Gay Emojis
And restrict sexting to between a man
and a woman. |
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