 KHAMENEI'S CALL FOR “DEATH TO
AMERICA” AN ENCOURAGING SIGN
Seen as less harsh than “Death to Great Satan.” |
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Saudi Arabia Won't Rule Out
Building Nuclear Weapons
But prefers to buy them off the rack. |
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| FUTURE WATCH |
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World Prepares for
“Internet of Things”
Experts anticipate tweeting refrigerators,
pornographic toast. |
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 Brazil's Polluted Bay Won't Be
Ready in Time for 2016 Olympics
May not be ready until 12016 Olympics. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Ted Cruz, Family, Sign
Up for Obamacare
So they can be protected while he’s running
for president opposing Obamacare. |
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Strong Push to Place
Woman on $20 Bill
Whoever they pick, it will be worth $17. |
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It's Spring break, don't take any selfies. |
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Report: DEA Agents Had
Drunk Orgy With Prostitutes
Provided by Drug Cartel
First major success in War on Drugs. |
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| POLITICS |
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GOP Hopeful Ben Carson Walks
Back His Comment That Prison
“Makes You Gay”
He meant to say ”brings out the gay in you.” |
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Hillary Handlers Hope to Keep
Muzzle on Bill During Campaign
He's also being fitted for a chastity belt. |
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