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 NO. 751 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 23 - MAR 1, 2015 

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  OSCARS CRITICIZED FOR IGNORING ARTISTS OF COLOR
But praised for throwing the best parties.
 
WORLD NEWS
Greece Gets Four Month
Extension on Bailout

Everyone goes to the beach.
Scandal: Netanyahus Eating
$5,000 Breakfasts on Public
Funds at Private Home

Lox very expensive in Israel.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
National Geodetic Survey Announces Washington Monument 10 Inches Shorter Than Previously Measured
Daughters of the American Revolution: “size doesn't matter.”
U. S. NEWS
Selfie Sticks Banned in White House
Except President Obama's.
USDA Approves First Genetically Modified Apple
Looks crisp, fresh long after it's gone bad.
 
REMINDER
  You can never be too obscenely rich or too frighteningly thin.
 
POLITICS
Presidential Hopeful Scott Walker Unapologetic About Never Earning a College Degree
Says he knew before graduation his calling in life would be to crush public employees' unions.
Jeb Bush: “I Am My Own Man” on Foreign Policy
Although, he admits, invading Iraq does run in the family.
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