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 NO. 750 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 16 - 22, 2015 

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BREAKS ALL BOX OFFICE RECORDS
“It's the feel-good film of the year,” says Variety.
 
WORLD NEWS
Syrian Government Forces,
Aided by Hezbollah, Make
Gains Against Al Qaeda, ISIS

Too bad somebody has to win.
Jamaica Decriminalizes Possession of Small Amounts of Marijuana
Ganja was decriminalized forty years ago, mon.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Justice Ginsburg Spotted Unconscious, Her Robe on Backwards, at Obama's State of the Union
After having dinner with Bill Cosby.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Asks Congress for
Limited War Authorization

Limits our participation in endless war to three years.
Boston Buried Under Six Feet
Of Snow With More on the Way

Baby boom expected in 9 months.
 
REMINDER
  Don't drink and smoke and talk and text and tweet and drive.
 
Moon Relics Found in
Neil Armstrong's Closet

He'd been saving them for “Antiques Roadshow.”
Report: 80% of U.S. Health
Care Studies Do Not Use Best
Method for Scientific Research

So put down that bottle of pills for a moment.
 
POLITICS
Wisconsin Gov. Walker Dodges Question About Evolution
But cops to Earth going around the sun.
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