| PEOPLE |
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 Gearing Up for
Run in 2016, Romney Focuses on
Poverty, Income Inequality
He's for them. |
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Cincinnati Bartender Planned to Poison
Boehner's Drink
Then tan him on tanning bed “beyond
recognition.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Plunge in Price of Bitcoin
Worries Some
Who fear it could go way of the ruble. |
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Caesars Entertainment Forced
To File for Bankruptcy
Had put its $18.4 billion in debt on black, but it
came up red. |
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UBS to Pay $14.4 Million to Settle Suit About
Its “Dark Pool” Investments
About “Dark Poll Investments,”
the less explained, the better. |
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 Apple
Watch Details Leaked
It can tell time, says one source. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Artificial Intelligence Experts
Sign Open Letter to Protect
Mankind From Machines
Then suddenly vanish without a trace. |
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Kepler Space Telescope Finds
Eight New Earth-Sized Planets
in Habitable Zone of Host Stars
Each has submitted a bid for the 3024 Olympics. |
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 Beagle 2 Lander, Sent
to Mars to Look for Signs of Life, Discovered
After Being Missing for 14 Years
Sign attached: “$5, OBO.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Californians Can Now Find Out
How Their Hospital Ranks for Objects Left
Inside Patients After Surgery
If they're sure they really want to know. |
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Study: Americans Will Eat 6,000
Slices of Pizza in a Lifetime
Which, for Americans, is now 24.2 years. |
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