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PEOPLE
Report: Romney Considering Another Run
Says he can get 53% of vote.
Magic Mushrooms Found in Queen Elizabeth's Garden
“I don't know nothin',” says the Queen.
 
BUSINESS
Experts Predict Market
Volatility in 2015

Driven by experts' predictions.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Consumer Devices Will Soon Be Powered by Body Heat, Movement
Excess electricity generated by sexual activity can be sold back to grid.
 
AUTO NEWS
Bentley Unveils Its First SUV
Not shown: Ferrari's first minivan.
SCIENCE
Scientists Examining Genome
Of Bowhead Whale, Which
Can Live for 200 Years

With luck, you’ll soon be taking care of Grandma for another 100 years.
Study: Birds’ Ability to Sing Diminished by Alcohol
And their driving is worse.
 
Researchers Fear Collision of Massive Black Holes Could Warp Space-Time
And disrupt your DVR settings.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Denmark Sets World Record
For Wind Power

But ask yourself: do you really want to live in a country that sets world records for wind power?
Bill Gates Drinks Water Made From Human Waste
Says it tastes like Gatorade.

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