| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Marijuana Food Trucks Begin
Operating in Washington State
Drive up one street, down next playing
“Everybody Must Get Stoned.” |
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Facebook Apologizes for
Conducting Psychological
Experiments on Its Users
“We got a little megalomaniacal.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: More Than Half of All Ph.D.
Degrees Issued Are Fake
But nobody knows which ones. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Helsinki: Finnish
Couple Wins 19th Annual Wife Carrying
Championship
Same couple won last year's Husband Carrying
Championship. |
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 World Cup
Continues Without U.S.
America's attention turns to other sports. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 New “Blackphone”
Promises Absolute Security!
Now you can let those you care about most
know you're tied up in traffic and running a
little late without fear of foreign (or domestic)
spies listening in. The Blackphone encrypts
everything, from grocery lists to calls to
grandma; it's so secure Edward Snowden
threw his away in disgust! $895, at Two
Hackers From Hackensack. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope: “Woman Was Taken
From a Rib”
And who ever heard of a rib becoming a priest. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Conservatives
Outfit Trucks to Spew Black Smoke in Protest of
Obama, Environmentalists
Next week will protest Clean Water
Act by peeing in a reservoir. |
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