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U.S. INTELLIGENCE FAILED TO PREDICT
RUSSIAN MILITARY INVERVENTION IN CRIMEA |
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But did predict your patio makeover after you
discussed it on the phone with Aunt Millie. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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India: Talking Parrot Leads Police
to Arrest in Murder Case
Had previously helped them root
out corruption in cracker industry. |
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Nepal Passes Law Requiring
Climbers of Mt. Everest to
Return With 18 Lbs. of Trash
Because it's there. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Los Angeles Tops List of Cities With
Worst Traffic
Takes Angelenos an average of one
hour and seventeen minutes just to
get to their audition. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Washington, D.C. Decriminalizes Marijuana
It's now as legal for an adult to buy a joint as it is for a
tobacco lobbyist to buy a congressman. |
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Study: 1 in 5 Army Recruits Has
Some Form of Mental Illness
Ratio climbs to 5 in 5 among those who
re-enlist. |
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| REMINDER |
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The bitcoin is in the mail. |
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Ft. Hood Sergeant in Charge of Sexual
Assault and Harassment Prevention
Faces Multiple Charges for Setting Up
Prostitution Ring
He’s removed from position, put in charge
of preventing sex trafficking. |
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Latinos Become Largest Ethnic
Group in California
Como dijo Nostradamus. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Climate Change May Cause
“Cascading System Failures”
First the ice caps will melt, then the
coasts will flood, then the power grid
will go out, then the cable will go
out — and that's when it gets serious. |
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