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 CBS Celebrates
50th Anniversary of Tessie O'Shea's Appearance
on Ed Sullivan Show
According to those who were there, audience screams
completely drowned out "I'm Two-Ton Tessie From
Tennessee." |
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| PEOPLE |
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 Boehner: Immigration Reform Dead
People of color will just have to wait. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Makers of Grand Theft Auto Beats
Earnings Estimates
While you were reading that, your car was
stolen |
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 Billionaire Sam
Zell: 1% Work Harder
Have to get up early, follow the Dow all day. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 NASA: Kepler-413b
Binary System Has Planet Where Seasons Change
Almost Daily
Scientists hope to simulate planet's conditions by
spending two weeks in Chicago. |
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Study: Traces of Neanderthal DNA Found
in Modern Humans
Conclusion: there were two Neanderthals
on the Ark. |
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 Egypt: Remains of Pyramid
Built Decades Before Great Pyramid Uncovered
Archeologists think it may have been a practice pyramid. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Subway to Stop Using Additive Found
in Shoe Rubber, Yoga Mats
And about three hundred footlongs you've eaten in
your lifetime. |
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CVS Stops Selling Cigarettes
Will continue selling colas containing carcinogens. |
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