| PEOPLE |
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 Roger
Federer Wins Again
Hasn't lost since switching to new racket. |
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Arkansas Lieutenant Governor
Resigns Over Ethics Violation
No, he didn't marry his sister. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Federal Court Overturns Net Neutrality
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then proceed to checkout. |
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Amazon Patents “Anticipatory
Shipping” That Will Ship Items
Before They've Been Ordered
Patent pending on “anticipatory billing”
that bills you for something you didn't
order, don't want and can't return. |
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New York: Store's Display of
Mannequins With Pubic Hair
Causes Stir
Brooks Brothers apologizes. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: No Difference In Happiness
Between Those Who Have Children and
Those Who Don't
Everybody equally miserable. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 Google Working
on Smart Contact Lens
It won't be long before we'll be able to
make a phone call with our retina while
browsing the Internet with Google Glass
while watching a movie on our smart
phone while driving. |
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Surgeon General Report:
Cigarettes More Dangerous
Than Previously Thought
Urges smokers switch to marijuana immediately. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 A $50,000
Jewel-Encrusted Pacifier for the Trust-Fund
Baby Who Will Have Everything!
Oral gratification for less than a year's tuition
at pater's alma mater, who says the rich don't
have it better? Well, no one actually, but they
do have money. Price as stated, at all Last
Days of Rome boutiques. |
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