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PEOPLE
Putin Moves Ahead of Obama on Forbes List of “World’s Most Powerful”
Still trails Schwarzenegger.
Rand Paul Accused of Plagiarizing Entire Section of His Latest Book
Even titled it “The Fountainhead”.
 
BUSINESS
Food Stamp Cut Will Have
Ripple Effect

Will hit bread-makers, but spare cake-makers.
Fresh & Easy Files for Bankruptcy
Will liquidate assets, sell them as smoothies
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Kraft Removing Artificial Dyes Yellow No. 5, Yellow No. 6 From Some Mac & Cheese Dinners
Will replace them with Artificial Dyes No. 7, No. 8.
SCIENCE
Study: Mom Still Spends Twice
As Many Hours as Dad on
Housework, Childcare

Ten times as many during playoffs.
Panel: Climate Change Poses
Risks to Food Supply

Cannibalism anyone?
 
Developers Working on Video Games for Google Glass
Soon you'll be able to become totally immersed in a realistic battle with mythical monsters and creatures from outer space while driving to work.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Cure for Aging Would
Bring Chaos, War

And a proliferation of oldies stations.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Pacific Ocean Warming
15 Times Faster Than in Past
10,000 Years

Worrying makers of hot tubs.

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