 HAPPY DAYS ARE
HERE AGAIN
Until Feb. 7. |
|
| |
| WORLD NEWS |
 |
Assad Says He Should Have
Won Nobel Peace Prize
Or at least the Nobel for Chemistry. |
|
Violin Played by
Titanic's Bandleader as Ship Went Down
Auctioned Off
Winning bid made by Ted Cruz. |
| |
| TRENDS |
|
Salsa Passes Ketchup as
No. 1 Condiment
Most of it brought here illegally. |
| |
| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
|
 Global Wealth Pyramid
for 2013 Unveiled
Similar to global wealth pyramid at time of Great Pyramids. |
|
|
| U. S. NEWS |
|
National Parks Reopen
Wildlife allowed back in. |
|
Poll: Members of Congress More Despised
Than Pig Excrement, Circus Geeks, Rotting
Roadkill
An improvement from last week. |
| |
| REMINDER |
| |
You're only as good as your last selfie. |
|
|
|
| |
|
NYC Cost Per Inmate Almost
Equals Ivy League Education:
$167,731 Per Prisoner
Long-term benefits of skills acquired,
networking also comparable. |
|
Michigan Law Would Require Each
Pint of Beer to Have 16 Ounces
Or server faces twenty-five years in prison. |
| |
| POLITICS |
|
Post Shutdown, Democrats Choose
New Slogan for 2014 Elections
“Not Crazy.” |
|
