| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Google Shows
Off Its First Shoe
Just tell it where to go and you're off and running. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Nation Lost $433,982,548 Because of Switch
to Daylight Saving Time
Will get it all back when we return to Standard Time. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Subaru Recalls 47,000 Vehicles
Because Their Engines Might
Start Up on Their Own
Several have returned themselves to the factory. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| user monetization n.,
the act of squeezing every last dime from
people who use a service like Facebook. |
| Facebook fatigue n.,
what has happened to 61% of Facebook users
due to user monetization, according to a recent
survey. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Who said, “We are now speeding
down the road of wasteful spending and debt, and unless we
can escape, we will be smashed in inflation.” |
| A ) | John Boehner, speaking
about the Sequester last week. |
| B ) | Paul Ryan, justifying
his budget slashing Medicare and ending Social Security on Friday. |
| C ) | Mitch McConnell,
explaining why compromise with Democrats is unthinkable over
the weekend. |
| D ) | Herbert Hoover,
during 1932 re-election campaign. |
| Hint: he lost in a landslide to FDR. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Mother Teresa Called a Fraud
in New Study
Claims poor people she was seen helping were actors. |
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