| TECHNOLOGY |
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Iran: Supreme
Leader Ayatollah Ali Khanenei Has
Own Facebook Page
Best not to unfriend him. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Stores Quickly Sell Out Last
Batch of Hostess Twinkies
Lucky buyers will keep them for their grandchildren
to enjoy. |
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| FACTOID |
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Half of Americans Own Guns
To protect themselves from other half. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Starting Next
Summer, Easy Bake Ovens Will Be Gender Neutral
And Barbie will be a hermaphrodite. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Reason the DHS BioWatch
program, which has generated nothing but false alarms
routinely ignored by state and local officials, is asking
Congress for an additional $3.1 Billion for
“Generation 3” is: |
| A ) | Contractors
like Northrup Grumman, in line to install Generation 3,
gave more than $6 Million to Congressional campaigns
in the last 8 years. |
| B ) | Prominent
scientists and epidemiologists who studied the program
and called it “preposterous” are just jealous
because they didn’t get the big bucks apologists for the
program got funneled from Northrup Grumman through
the Heritage Foundation. |
| C ) | Generation
3 is poised to detect potentially dangerous pathogens
from Mars. |
| Hint: Mars has no potentially dangerous
pathogens. |
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