Ironic Times

page one
PAGE TWO – SEPTEMBER 10 - 16, 2012
page three

PEOPLE
Chuck Norris: Obama Reelection Will Bring “1,000 Years Of Darkness”
Although he personally doesn't vote.
Ryan Begins Intense Debate Preparations
Playing role of Biden will be Joe Pesci.
 
MEDIA
  Convention Ratings: Dems Top GOP
Although, despite being carried on all major broadcast networks and cable news channels, both parties' extravaganzas finish second to “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”
 
BUSINESS
India: McDonald's Opens First Vegan Restaurant
Did somebody say Burger King?
SCIENCE
Study: Monkeys Put on Extremely Low-Calorie Diet Don't Live Any Longer
According to researchers at Frito-Lay.
 
Chinese Scientists Unveil Mind- Controlled Drone
Could aid voyeurs, Peeping Toms, even the military.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Organic Foods No More Nutritious Than Non-Organic
But slightly less likely to kill you.
High Stress of Urban Living Leads to Mood, Anxiety Disorders
You got a problem with that?
 
LIFESTYLE
Study: Children Involved in Group Music Activities More Likely to Develop Empathy
Their parents more likely to generate sympathy.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
   Copyright 2012 Ironic Times