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MEDIA
Oops: Fox Sports Places Baghdad
in Iran

Corrects mistake, but continues to place Honolulu in Kenya.
 
PEOPLE
Romney Campaigns Against Wind Energy in Iowa
Will roll out anti-rodeo strategy in Oklahoma.
 
BUSINESS
Knight Capital Gets $400 Million From Consortium of Private Equity Firms, Brokerages
After pledging to join Gamblers Anonymous.
Papa John's Pizza CEO Says Obamacare Will Raise Price of Pizza by 14 Cents
“You can have lots of pepperoni or healthy food-preparers; you can't have both.”
SCIENCE
Darwin’s Travels May Have Led to Illness, Death
Stay home, if possible, indoors.
Owners of Aggressive Dog Breeds More Hostile
Study suggests they be leashed and muzzled.
 
$2.5 Billion Mars Rover Sends Back First Pictures From Red Planet
Due to high cost, it's NASA's first mission with lucrative product placement deals.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Buttered Popcorn Linked To Alzheimer’s
Based on interviews with people exiting last three Adam Sandler movies.
Retailers Walmart, CVS Pharmacies Offering Health Clinics
For those who prefer seeing a grocer or drugstore cashier about their medical problems.

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