| EDUCATION |
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 Monsanto
Distributing Biotechnology “Educational
Materials” to Young Children
They point out how many of their favorite
superheroes are the result of biotechnology. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Guidelines Allow Government to Retain
Your Private Information for 5 Years
If you're guilty of no crimes, never owed money, don't
have a name similar to that of someone who has been
in trouble or owed money and there are absolutely no
computer glitches in the government's ancient computer
system during the next five years, then you have
nothing to worry about. |
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| INTERNET |
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Three of Nation’s Biggest Dating Sites
Agree to Screen for Sexual Predators
Even if it means going out of business. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Suspends Coach Over
Bounty Program
Also announces new award honoring top
sacks leader. |
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| Oil prices are rising and are
expected to continue rising through the spring,
summer and fall because: |
| A ) | supply is tight. |
| B ) | the invisible hand
of the free market system is moving in mysterious ways. |
| C ) | UFOs are using
alien technology to siphon off our reserves for Mars. |
| D ) | there's a Presidential
election coming up, and Wall Street, Big Oil, and the banksters
would really love to have a Republican in the White House. |
| Hint: supply isn’t tight, the hand ain’t
invisible, and Mars doesn’t run on oil. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Hung Jury in Desperate Housewives
Case
Judge declares mistrial after jury holds out for
script approval in movie based on case. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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ROMNEY WINS BIG IN ILLINOIS
Lowest turnout in decades. |
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