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PEOPLE
Pat Robertson Calls for Legal Sales of Pot
Just not to homosexuals.
Ann Romney Doesn’t Consider Herself Wealthy
Says most people she and Mitt hang out with are much richer.
 
MEDIA
Rush Limbaugh Will Still Be Inducted Into Hall of Famous Missourians
His statue will join the spinning ones of Harry Truman, Mark Twain, Walter Cronkite and George Washington Carver.
 
BUSINESS
Consumer Confidence at Four-Year High
But they still can't afford to buy anything.
2010 Recovery Stats: Top 1% Got 93% of Recovery
According to Cayman Islands officials.
SCIENCE
Blocking Marijuana-Like Brain Chemical Helps Mice Stay Slim
And bored to tears.
No. 1 Source of Germs in Our Everyday Life: Gas Pump Handles
If the price of gas doesn't kill you, the pump handles will.
 
DARPA's Robo-Cheetah Sets Speed Record of 18 MPH
That's fast enough to catch a slow-
footed man and scare the hell out of him.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: LSD Can Help Treat Alcoholism
And a few stiff drinks can stop the hallucinations.
To Comply With California Law, Coke, Pepsi Lower Cancer-Causing Chemicals In Coke, Pepsi, But Only in California
Elsewhere, things go better with cancer.

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