| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Fox's
Lou Dobbs: Dr. Seuss's “The
Lorax” Indoctrinating Children
Universal's response: “Lou is a
shmoo and a pox on Fox.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Limbaugh in Hot Water
With Sponsors
Viagra, Oxycontin pull their ads. |
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| BUSINESS |
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American Airlines Workers Protest
Plans to Outsource Jobs
Extremely polite customer service pilot will
remotely operate your plane from Bangalore. |
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Wal-Mart Expands “Neighborhood
Markets” Grocery Franchise to 300 Nationwide
Move expected to drive all actual neighborhood
markets out of business. |
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 Ben & Jerry's
Removes Fortune Cookies From “Taste
The Lin-Sanity” After Complaints
Mainly about the fortunes. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Rich More Likely to Cheat
It's how they stay rich. |
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 Orangutans
Given iPads to Communicate With Each Other
Around World
Beats waiting for only pay phone in zoo to free up.
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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1,500 Indians Have Died in Outsourced
Clinical Drug Trials
Taking more jobs away from Americans. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Airline Passengers Can Now Choose
Their Seatmates on Facebook
Just remember to remove your wedding ring. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Study: World's Oceans Turning
Acidic at Fastest Rate in
300 Million Years
Now might be a good time to sell
your beachfront property. |
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