| TECHNOLOGY |
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 NASA
Readies Latest Mars Rover
It will send back pictures, test soil samples
and automatically self-destruct if
it falls into wrong hands. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: For Last 20 Years, China
And Russia Have Been Stealing
Our Important Data
Like what Jen said to Brad about Angelina. |
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| SPORTS |
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NBA Strike Update: Blame Game
Revolves Around Greed
Greedy players blame greedy owners who blame
greedy agents who blame greedy wives who
blame greedy in-laws. |
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 Robots
Dominate World Table Tennis Championships
“Today ping-pong, tomorrow the
world,” quips winner. |
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| According to the U.S.
Census, by mid-century 1 in 10 Americans will be at least
90. What's the worst thing about this? |
| A ) | It will create an
unsustainable burden on Medicare. |
| B ) | It will bust
Social Security. |
| C ) | 90-somethings
will stridently insist that their music was the best. |
| Hint: The Village People? Are you
serious? |
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| EDUCATION |
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California Investigates High School
Teacher for Porn Site
Students finally paying attention in class. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Benetton Withdraws
Provocative Ad Showing Pope, Imam Kissing
After learning they broke up. |
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