| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Rep. Weiner
Doll Goes on Sale
Becomes No. 342 in
Disgraced Politicians
action figure series. |
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New Study Finds Babies Prefer
Picasso to Monet
Prefer Monet to Manet. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Playboy Puts Entire 57 Years
Online
Hailed as nostalgic stroll down mammary
lane. |
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| RELIGION |
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Fires, Floods, Tornadoes
Foretell Apocalypse
Twenty percent chance of 7-headed
fire-breathing dragons by Wednesday. |
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| SPORTS |
|
 NBA:
With Strike Looming, Basketball
Fans Sorry Season Over
Also sorry they permanently
tattooed their heads to resemble
basketballs. |
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| During his confirmation
hearings, Supreme Court
Justice Clarence Thomas
benefited from a $100,000
TV ad campaign attacking
senators who were
threatening to vote
against him. The
organization that ran
those ads was: |
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A ) |
Good Guys
United for Racial Justice |
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B ) |
Lawyers and
Judges United for
Fairness |
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C ) |
Citizens
United |
| Hint:
couldn’t possibly be
C), because then he would
have had to recuse
himself from the Citizens
United case, which opened
the floodgates to
unlimited corporate
campaign donations. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Iconic
Monroe Dress Sells for $4.6 Million
Another one exactly like it sells for $49.95. |
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