| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Pentagon
Developing Hummingbird Drone
Aircraft
They'll be able to penetrate any
enemy's defenses and suck the
nectar out of their most colorful
flowers. |
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| TRENDS |
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CDC: Fewer 15 to 24-Year-Olds
Having Sex
Too busy sexting, binge drinking, cutting
themselves. |
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| BOOKS |
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Mystery Manuscript in Unknown
Language With Illustrations of Women
Bathing Dated to 15th Century
Unreadable, it still topped best seller
list for over two hundred years. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Owners, Players Square
Off in Crucial Contract Negotiations
Three owners suffer concussions. |
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Robots
Compete in First
All-Humanoid Marathon
Top eight finishers were
made in Kenya. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Arizona State Senate
has passed a bill giving
themselves the power
to nullify federal law.
This is wrong because: |
| A ) | It’s
unconstitutional. |
| B ) | Arizona
is still a part of the United States. |
| C ) | You can drive
right into it from nearby
states without being
stopped at the border. |
| Hint: Well,
you could last time we
checked. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Clears Jews in Death of
Jesus
Though they remain people of interest. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 British
National Archives Releases
Thousands of UFO Files
They prove beyond any doubt that
Britain is an island nation
suffering from centuries of
inbreeding. |
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