| PEOPLE |
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Qaddafi's
Voluptuous Blonde
Ukrainian Nurse Leaves
Him
She quickly lands photo
spread in next month's
Playboy Ukraine. |
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Gingrich Tries to Mend Fences
Before Announcing Candidacy
Gives $20,000 to group that assists women
who've been served with divorce papers
while dying of cancer. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Federal Taxes Lowest Since
1950
Happily, no tax money needed for
education, health care, infrastructure, public
transportation. |
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JPMorgan Chase in Talks
To Buy 10% of Twitter
ROFLMAO. |
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 SEC
Charges Ex-Goldman Director in
Insider Trading Case
After Oscar-winning documentary
film maker demands action in
acceptance speech. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Biologist: Polygamy Good for
Men, Not So Good for Women
And great for ratings. |
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Earth Could Be Headed for
Next Mass Extinction
Distinguished panel of experts concludes
"End is Near" loony was right. |
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 National
Geographic Reveals
World’s Most Typical
Man
28-year-old Chinese guy
works in iPod factory for
a dollar a week, will
never see 29. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Brit Journal of Psychiatry:
Western Men Face Increased Risk for
Depression
As they spend more time caring for the
kids. |
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E. Coli Found on 50 Percent
of Shopping Carts
Public urged to block that out of their
mind next time they go shopping. |
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