| PEOPLE |
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Mubarak: I
Will Not Run
“If nominated, I
will not accept; if
elected, I will not
serve.” |
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Sarah, Bristol Palin Apply
for Patents on Their Names
In case you were thinking of reinventing
yourself. |
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| INTERNET |
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Internet About to Run Out of
Addresses
Experts see return to brick and mortar. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Exxon Reports
Better-Than-Expected 53% Profit Increase
Due to Lower Taxes
Also helpful: takeover of U.S.
government. |
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576-Page Congressional Report
Finds Economic Meltdown Was Preventable
If only the same people running
the economy now weren't running it then. |
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 Grammatically
Incorrect T-Shirts Selling Well
Founder of company boasts he's a
“high school dropout.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA Spots 54 Potentially
Life-Friendly Planets
7 would welcome Super Bowl. |
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Electrical Stimulation to
Brain Helped Subjects Creatively Solve
Problems
Like how to get researchers to stop
stimulating their brains electronically. |
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Polygamous Mice Have
Stronger, Faster Sperm
Only reason they cheat insist unfaithful
mice. |
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 Few
Genetic Variations
Separate
Dachshunds from Great
Danes
Or Earl Boykins from Yao
Ming. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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World Obesity Rate Doubles
Since 1980
When, coincidentally, you were a lot
thinner. |
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Study: For-Profits May Be
Cherry-Picking Hospice Patients
And making insider deals with cemeteries. |
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