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MILLION NY REVELERS TURN OUT TO
WATCH BALL DROP IN TIMES SQUARE
Many say mayor already dropped
the ball. |
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North Korea Calls for
Better Ties With South
Or else it will launch a nuclear
attack. |
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Ivory Coast's President
Refuses to Step Down Despite Losing
Election
On advice from five U.S. Supreme Court
justices. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Condemns
"Outrageous"
Pakistan Suicide Attacks
Orders more pre-emptive drone stikes
targeting potential suicide bombers. |
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Census:
308,745,538 Americans
538 have great health plans. |
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Nostradamus
(France): “The world
will come to a complete
halt with word that a
great and wondrous new
video has gone
viral.” |
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Tiresias
(Thebes): “The
balance of power will
shift from nation-states
ruled by tyrants to
disparate groups of
fame-seekers worshipping
a divinity named
Snooki.” |
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Cassandra
(Troy): “A great
plague will descend upon
humanity, but there will
be an app for that.” |
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The
Oracle (Delphi):
“A new kind of
alchemist will turn gold
into base metal, and his
name will be Glenn
Beck.” |
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Edgar
Cayce (U.S.):
“Google will buy
Groupon.” |
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