| PEOPLE |
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Julia Roberts
Named “Most
Beautiful Person”
By Modern Dentistry
Magazine. |
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| MEDIA |
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Watching TV at 2 Linked to
Host of Problems at 10
And a reality show at 18. |
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Condoms May Soon Be
Required in Porn Films
Law seen as product placement windfall
for Trojans. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Feds May Probe Apple
But only slap on wrist expected from
iCommission. |
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Top Management Shakeup at
Caterpillar
Company emerges from crisis as Butterfly. |
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Satan Settles Lawsuit
Admits no wrongdoing. |
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| SCIENCE |
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CERN Scientists Hope to
Uncover Extra Dimensions
Which may contain all lost socks. |
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Mayans Pressurized Water, Built Powered
Fountains, Wastewater Systems in 100 AD
But could not find plumber on weekends. |
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 Gene
Study Proves Modern
Humans Mated With
Neanderthals
They were considered a
cheap date. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Being in the Presence
of Beautiful Woman Causes Release of
Stress Hormone in Men
Which can be fatal. |
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Lack of Sleep Linked to Early
Death
One more thing to keep you awake at
night. |
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