| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Scotland: New
Documents Point to Existence of Loch Ness Monster
Finding could release deluge of quasi-documentaries
on basic cable. |
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Boy Scouts Now Offer Video
Game Merit Awards
For helping virtual old ladies across
street in Grand Theft Auto. |
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China Starts Enforcing
Ban on Lip-Synching
Karaoke still considered a misdemeanor. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Warren
Buffett Invests in New League
World's third wealthiest man bets
upstart Oversized Table Tennis League
catches on with public. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week,
commenting on the recent far
right tilt of the Republican
Party, we stated "Christ is
no longer a Republican,"
when we meant to say "Crist
is no longer a Republican."
We regret the error. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which
of the following questions is not on the
latest “Congressional
District Survey” from RNC
Chairman Michael Steele? |
| A ) | Do you
support giving captured
foreign terrorists full
judicial privileges and
rights that are granted
U.S. citizens? |
| B ) | Do
you support the
Democrats’ efforts
to create a massive new
federal government
bureaucracy that would be
run by unionized
government employees and
would have complete
control of your
healthcare costs and
choices? |
| C ) | Do
you believe that American
business and industry
will be able to compete
in the world economy if
the Obama Administration
bends to pressure from
radical environmentalists
and implements draconian
regulations on emissions,
energy consumption and
transportation beyond
what is required in other
industrialized countries?. |
| D ) | Do
you agree that Obama and
Democrats in Congress
seem more concerned about
passing their liberal
pet-programs than
creating jobs and getting
the economy growing? |
| E ) | Do
you think anybody is
actually going to fill
out and return this
survey? |
| Hint: nobody has ever
lost money
underestimating the
intelligence of the
American people. |
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