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POLL
71% Say Palin Unqualified to Be President
But qualified to be GOP nominee.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Google Debuts Its Own Social Network
Aimed at all those people on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, blogs, groups and other social networking platforms who feel lonely.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Anvil Production Holds Steady
They're still needed to occasionally fall on the unfortunate.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
Comparison Chart:
Human Being/Corporation
SPORTS
  Century-Old Mural of Ballplayers in Library of Congress Has Some Angry
Depiction of players in NBL (Naked Baseball League) could upset children, they say.
 
RELIGION
Church Promotes Mixed Martial Arts to Lure Young Men
Drawing large congregations for “Sunday Morning Death Match.”
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Honda Recalls 440,000 for Airbags
Needed to protect Honda drivers from runaway Toyotas.
 
      Human Being   Corporation  
     flesh   yes   no  
     blood   yes   no  
     sight   yes   no  
     hearing   yes   no  
     smell   yes   no  
     touch   yes   no  
     think therefore am   yes   no  
     immortal soul   maybe   definitely not  
     legal rights   sometimes   always  
 

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