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All
Passengers Safe After Plane
Ditches in Hudson River
No one missed connecting flight. |
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Woodstock
Marks 40th Anniversary
Shown: couple whose parents attended. |
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Pole Dancing
Robots Hailed as Cybernetic Breakthrough
Lack of sales blamed on bad economy. |
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Air New
Zealand Shows All-Nude Safety Film
And still nobody watches. |
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Odd Fly
Found Near Hadron Collider
Absolutely no connection, says CERN. |
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| 2009 |
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Lingerie
Football League Holds Tryouts
Those with most football
talent sent home. |
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Portrait
of Obama Made Out of Breakfast Cereal
Draws Crowds
Most of them hungry. |
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Guinness Drops
World's Longest Fingernails Category
“Someone could lose an eye.” |
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Neo-Druids, Neo-Pagans Gather at Stonehenge
Providing neo-news story for neo-news networks. |
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Psychedelic
Style Returns
Mostly in funeral industry. |
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