| MISCELLANEOUS |
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California
Animal Shelters Report Spike in
Unwanted Chihuahuas
Blame it on spike in unwanted
celebutantes. |
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U.S. Teens Ignore Laws
Against Texting While Driving
So buckle up. |
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| INTERNET |
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New Internet Site Manages
Your Social Networks After You Die
Currently, most of your Facebook friends
are actually dead. |
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Ads Tailored to Your Web
Surfing Habits Can Reveal a Lot About
Yourself
If you keep getting ads for cheap meds
and porn sites assume you're a lonely
sleazeball. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Pat
the Patriot, New England Mascot,
Caught in Prostitution Sting
Will take “an indefinite
break” from football. |
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| Lots
of great viewing this time
of year, if you're under house
arrest. Here's a preview: |
"A
Very Basic Cable
Christmas" (Bravo)
Reality star Jon or Kate welcomes
the Hogans, the Kardashians, the
Gottis, Hef's girlfriends, the
Real Housewives of New Jersey and
Nadia Suleman (Octomom) in an
hour of public domain songs and
improvised sketches. |
"A
Very White Christmas" (Fox News)
Fox News anchors, correspondents,
morning hosts and pundits
celebrate Christmas and
whiteness. |
"A
Very Wide Christmas" (NBC)
The biggest winners on "The
Biggest Loser" sit down to a
traditional holiday feast and put
back all the weight they lost. |
"Dancing
'The Nutcracker' With the Stars" (ABC)
Kristi Yamaguchi and Emmitt Smith
compete in the Tchaikovsky
perennial, with Mikhail
Baryshnikov and the Bolshoi
Ballet standing by. |
"A
Very Mormon Hanukkah" (C-SPAN)
Sen. Orrin Hatch hosts a Hanukkah
celebration from the Mormon
Tabernacle, with guests the
Osmonds, Elie Wiesel and special
guest, atheist author Richard
Dawkins. |
| Then
again, you may want to serve
out your sentence in prison. |
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