| PEOPLE |
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People Names
Johnny Depp “Sexiest
Man Alive”
Edges out Berlusconi, Letterman,
Sanford. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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California Mandates TV Sets
Be More Energy Efficient
And more entertaining. |
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| FACTOID |
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Americans Throw Out 40% of All Food
Mostly vegetables. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Car Remotely Controlled
With iPhone Tested in Berlin
Soon you'll be able to drive the kids to
school without getting out of bed. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Electric Shocks to the
Penis Prove Successful Cure for Erectile
Dysfunction
Just warn your date. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Large Hadron Collider Up and
Running
Public urged to report any black holes to
CERN. |
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 New
Ocean Species Discovered
That Feeds on Oil,
Sewage, Garbage
Expect to see a
transparent sea cucumber
in every home
soon. |
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| WHERE ARE
THEY NOW? |
|
 Sarah
Palin, Ex-Gov. of Alaska
Since losing the 2008 election as
Sen. John McCain's
running mate and then abruptly
resigning as Governor of Alaska,
not much has been heard from
Sarah Palin. Fishing, hunting and
just plain taking care of her
expanding brood has been keeping
her "plenty busy," she
stated by phone from her home in
Wasilla. And to that we say, you
betcha. |
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