| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Japan's New First Lady Says She
Flew to Venus on Triangular Spacecraft
Venus confirms her account. |
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Two Previously Unknown Piano
Pieces by Mozart Discovered
Found in rolled-up previously unknown
portrait of Shakespeare. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Good News for Students: In
Future, Robots Will Replace Teachers
Better news for students: in future,
robots will replace students. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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BP Discovers Huge New Pool
Of Crude in Gulf of Mexico
Keep your clunker. |
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| SPORTS |
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College Football Season
Begins: Powerhouses Pad Records, Pummel
Patsies
First week's results: |
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| FEATURE |
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| Pfizer has just been
fined $2.3 billion by the
FDA for which of the
following offenses: |
| A ) | Altering
studies to make it appear
that some of their drugs
were more effective and
safer than they actually
were. |
| B ) | Bribing MDs
to prescribe these and
other Pfizer
pharmaceuticals even
though more effective and
safer drugs were
available. |
| C ) | Contributing
millions of dollars to certain
members of congress to
protect and serve the interests of
pharmaceutical industry. |
| Hint: No law
against “C.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Anheuser-Busch Decorates Bud Light
Cans in Colors of Local Colleges
To support academic excellence. |
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