| POLITICS |
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 Coleman
Concedes Senate Race
Anxious to begin new career as
irreverent political satirist. |
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| MEDIA |
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Penguin Cancels Sanford Book
About Fiscal Conservatism
But will go ahead with his Sex Tours
of South America. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Bad News: Top Bond Fund Says
Fear Still Guiding Investors
Good news: greed will eventually return. |
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Unexpected Drop in Consumer
Confidence
Follows surprising surge, perplexing
slide, confusing increase, astonishing
plunge, unanticipated rise, shocking
fall. |
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 Burger
King Denies Ad Suggestive
Counters that you have a dirty mind. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Research: Women Process
Beauty With Entire Brain,
Men Only with Right Side
Use left side to calculate cost. |
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Computer
Can Instantly Identify
 “Handwriting”
on Ancient Tablets
Tablet on right was written by
Og. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Daily Sex Makes for Healthier
Sperm
According to survey of 100,000 men. |
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Suicide Warning Issued for 2
Anti-Smoking Drugs
Keep smoking until advised otherwise. |
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Study: Even Cockroaches Get
Fat on Unhealthy Food
Did somebody say McDonald's? |
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Patients Enrolled in Drug
Study Not Informed About Potential
Dangers of Drug, Including Death
Researchers say there just wasn’t
time. |
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