| PEOPLE |
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Scottish
Spinster Singing
Sensation Susan Boyle
Gets Makeover
Now no one will take her
calls. |
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| INTERNET |
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Survey: 22% of Internet Users
Have Cancelled Subscriptions
To Newspapers
Remaining 78% “thinking about
it.” |
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Most Twitter Users Quit Soon
After Signing Up
Notices of cancellation tend to be curt. |
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New Search Engine Takes
On Google by Giving Direct
Answers to Any Question
Like, “Does this dress make me look
fat?” |
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| BUSINESS |
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H&R Block Does Fewer Tax
Returns
For many, paying taxes considered luxury
item. |
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 Carnival
Cancels Mexican
Cruise Stops
Passengers will get on, eat, drink, eat,
drink, get off. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA Spots Most Distant
Object Ever Seen
But cautions: objects may be closer than
they appear. |
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New York City-Sized Ice Shelf
Breaks Off From Antarctica
Headed for New York City. |
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 Researchers
Prove Animals Can Dance
Along to Music
Shown: Snowball the
Cockatoo does the
“Hokey Pokey.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Research Finds Good Type of
Body Fat Which Fights Obesity
No doubt the kind you have! |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week we mistakenly reported
that CIA interrogators waterboarded Khalid Sheikh
Mohammed 183 times in March, 2003, an average
of slightly more than six times per day. In fact, there
are 31 days in March, so he was waterboarded an
average of slightly less than six times per day.
We regret the error. |
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