| OBAMARAMA |
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Obama
Look-Alike Thrilled by New,
Lucrative Career
Regrets he voted for McCain. |
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 Economy
Boosted by Obama Presidency
Mainly from souvenir sales |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Nashville: English-Only Voter Initiative
Defeated
Would have made “Hot dang, y'all” a misdemeanor. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Microsoft Slashes 5000 Jobs
Mostly in Error Message Research & Development. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Car Made From
Coconuts Unveiled
Subcompact from Peter
Paul Industries comes
with and without almonds. |
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| FEATURE |
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| How long must
Republicans wait before blaming the economic
collapse on Obama? |
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A ) |
six months |
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B ) |
eighteen months |
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C ) |
yesterday |
| Hint: Can Fox spell “Obamaville?” |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Study: Two Google Searches
Use as
Much Energy as Making Pot of Tea
Public advised to drink less tea. |
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 Rainbow
Farm Begins Operation
At full capacity it will provide rainbows
to 200,000 homes. |
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| SPORTS |
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PGA Tour Resumes Without
Tiger Woods
Fans can catch all the action on radio. |
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